fun tests…
Monday, October 17th, 2005So, yeah, random survey again. I’ll probably delete this entry and transfer it to another blog some other time…
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~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
1. Eminem: sometimes irritating, other times funny but amidst all the scandal: intelligent dude
2. Virgins: are either afraid to get pregnant or haven’t found out that they’re gay.. kidding! ^_______^
3. God: is personfication of perfectness. That’s why she’s a mystery.
4. The Osbournes: I hate Kelly.
5. Reality TV: is weird but people watch it anyway to see the stinkiness of other “true” people.
6. J.Lo.: has a big butt?
7. Religion: (s) are very interesting. (They really have nice literature) Just don’t mix it with the government.
8. Emo music: is just the term of the generation for “grunge” and angsty “pop-punk”
9. Valentine’s Day: sometimes I hate it, sometimes I really hate it.
10. Christina Aguilera’s comeback: She came back?
11. Homosexuals: are hot. Let them get married already.
12. Abortion: sucks. Being a former fetus, I’m against it.
13. Inter-racial relationships: is so normal. Those who have a problem with this are racists, who of course, should be crucified.
14. Murder: desereves death. Of course, there are certain degrees in murder… we can negotiate..
15. Death: has always been a fascinating thing.
16. Obesity: is not my problem. Someone wanna give me their fat?
17. Pre-marital sex: Whatever suits your taste.
18. Terrorism: is an illusion made by George Bush. The guys fighting for their countries are not terrorists. I mean, hello? Why would anyone go around spreading terror for fun??? The real terrorist is George Bush. And yeah, “terrrorist” was known as “rebels” back then.
19. Pornography: is technically for arousing people. And it’s really hard to distinguish from “art”. Coz those art paintings turn me on more than stupid girls with fake boobies cleaning cars.
20. Fortune tellers: Some of them are true. But the odds are like 1-50 from finding them.
21. Threesomes: not for me.
22. Prostitution: is okay as a profession in much developed countries because it’s safer. I don’t think we’re ready for that yet since our women get HIV and beaten up because of that. 23. Politics: makes my head swirl.
24. Country music: I don’t get to hear much of this.
25. George W. Bush:
Don’t get me started on this idiot. Litterally, Une stylo. But since you have got me started (this is for you Nathalie): he use to do drugs, use to be an alcholic, can’t speak English, insist on not forgetting Poland, likes illegal wars, likes to take our $500 billion surplus and turn it to an at least $1 trillion debt, dropped his dog on his head, alcoholic kids, draft dodger, racist, cannot debate well, did not win 2000 election, nominates whoever is standing next to him to Supreme Court, nominates all his buddies to important jobs they are not qualified to do, if only he had a brain, VP has a mouth of a sailor, crappy cabinet, gay-basher, stupid things (Freedom fries), makes people think the French are our enemies (they’re not for you idiots who don’t know), wants to give tax breaks to the people who don’t need it, wants to destroy our environment, ran for congress and lost, one word: Ashcroft (who lost an election to a dead guy, that’s God he’s gone now…), executed mentally retarded as governor of Texas, doesn’t want to improve how many miles to the gallon your car gets, WHERE’S BIN LADEN?, stupid quote, I won’t list them because there are way to many, I know I’m leaving out a lot, but I think this is really long compared to the rest of my answers
26. Cloning: is creepy. I wouldn’t want another me.
27. Britney’s boobs: are real. Yes, gasp all you want people. I decided that I like her, so kill me.
28. Gas prices in America: I wouldn’t know, I don’t live there. But gas prices here hurt like hell. And that’s because of our stupid president, the stupid war, the stupid president in America.. and a lot more things that makes my head swirl.
~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
29. Jack: and the beanstalk
30. Tiffany: cotton candy
31. Ben: BtVS’ Glory’s alter ego
32. Maria: How do you solve a problem like Maria?
33. Jennifer: my cousin
34. Nicole: some skinny girl
35. Amy: loves Shaider!
36. Adam: BtVS’ Big Bad in Season 4
37. Richard: lame actor in gma7
38. Justin: the guy in Full House
39. Arnold: Hey Arnold!
40. Tom: some janitor?
41. Melissa: Monroe
42. Charlotte: NEVER EVER COMPARE GOOD CHARLOTTE TO MCR OR I’LL SHOWER YOU WITH BOILING WATER
43. Harold: this “big-boned” kid in Hey Arnold!
44. John: Marsha!
45. Joel: Hmmmm… don’t know.
46. Vanessa: classmates!
47. Michelle: Branch?
48. Kevin: Hace’s bro
49. Brent: The Pond’s guy I thought was hot but he seems like a bimbo to me now.
50. Jake: cousin!
51. Billy: the goat. ^_________^
52. Sarah: the little Princess
53. Natalie: Portman
54. Christi: na Ricci —> is it true that Gerard Way used to stalk her?
55. Nick: elodoeon
56. Linda: the inflatable doll of Ellen Degeneres ^_________^
57. Taylor: Hanson
58. Jordan: river
59. Jamie: foxx
60. Adrian: Save the Last Dance for Me dude.